Kreston

A 30-40 year old (or more) gay male otter (he/it). Prefers living out of his vehicle, and has a propensity to indulge in the snorty stuff, the snow that falls up, the… CROCRAINE!

Kreston was all out… but he knew where to find some… at the Jimmy John’s

Dumpling day

A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.

Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.

Join me next year, but rsvp.

Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!

Or

I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day