monkey-love

human sexual relations with a monkley

"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"

punk rock

the worst incarnation of rock (if you want to call it that) ever to be created, started by poser fags like blink 182 and avril lavign, not to mention Mtv. it is really just pop lyrics with "emo" music. the intrumentals are horrible, the singers sound like 8 year olds and in their videos they jump around like mad and seem to be having seizures. the bands have no talent and bost of hardcore attitudes when they are just whiney little boys screaming into a mic.

synonyms:
shit
crap
lame
pop
ass batter

"ooh im so cool i listen t good charolate and simple plan! i have blue spiked hair and war a necktie with a T-shirt! im so HARDCORE!"
"shut the fuck up before i kick you in the nads loser. you want hardcore? KoRn, Disturbed, Marilyn Manson. now get out of my face poser peice of shit."

kasapis

Kasapis in Greek means butcher. It has another meaning as well. Mr Kasapis is a name. George Kasapis was ruled during the 90s at a famous village called Aglantsia. George Kasapis was found in many places as Versus, Zoo and Agia Napa!

-re kasapi kopse mou misw kilo kreas
-xirino i vodino?voitha lio.

-E pouse re kasapi? Eisai pellos re?
-Einai teloia shillopellos!

O kasapis einai filos mou.
Thathela na ha ena filo san to kasapi!
eisai poly kopsonouris mou thimizeis to kasapi.

quoi

Came from the styles of the rap band, quoi
(noun)Means to be a pimp, like all four members of the group.
(adjective) to mimic a pimp or don juan

(noun) Did you really give three girls a dirty sanchez in one night, you Quoi.

(verb) I'm getting crunked up and rocking the party quoi style.

numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge

"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"

Winky Peepus

The buldge in a woman's jeans when she sit's down.

Damn, that chick has a huge winky peepus!

Affleck

to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed

i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore