Shnarwal

A Narwhal that immergrates on his own to a little village in Derbyshire called Snelsdon. This type of Narwhal immegrates without water.

A Narwhal is walking on his tail into Snelsdon because he decided that Narwhals are boring, therefore he became a Shnarwal.

Macadamia nut

A "professional" person in a school that cannot use a PC, but demands to do everything on a Macintosh because PC's require ordered thinking to use, which is nearly impossible for many academics, especially the liberal ones.

Professor Sloan worships on a tricked out G5, he's a Macadamia nut!

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