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When you dick her down so fast and forcefully that the momentum of your penis thrusts against her stomach and she vomits everywhere.
How did the date go last night?
Fantastic. I juiced up so much that when I was ramming her cheeks I just kept getting faster and stronger until she Korean Orgasmed all over herself
A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?
God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
Tattooing one butt cheek completely black so as to strike fear into your woman during sex. Cobras only strike at night.
I love my new half crescent. I have never been so dominant and forceful during intercourse.
Or the locker room
The process of inverting ones penis to make it a vagina. Completely reversible, and usually done by the local rabbi.
Did it hurt when you got the best of both worlds?
No. Rabbi Timothy has the gentlest hands in the world.
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When you stick it in that Eskimo pussy and your penis freezes.
Bro I went to this party this weekend, hooked up with this chick and I got mad cold thermos. I had to stick that shit in the microwave to warm it up.
Two black men rubbing their bare butt cheeks together to make a rhythmic sound. Often used as the melodies of Beethovenâs symphony. Originated in the Congo of Africa where big black men would do this as a sign of dominance.
âDo you remember when we watched those black men make beautiful chocolate harmony in the local trailer park?â
âAwww yeah I beat my meat to the sound of that every night.â
The African tribal word for homosexual. Title given to that fat boy who everyone in school suspects is gay.
You seen the nugunko today?
No, but I heard he was banging risky randy and Fred the fag in the teachers lounge