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The apitamy of a cunt. If the word cunt was in the Oxford Dictionary there would be a picture of boyton next to it.
Chris: Boyton's a cunt, a cuntish cunt, maybe the most cuntish cunt i've ever seen. Look at him...fucking cunt.
Class chick though.
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When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.
Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.
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loves haywood school
likes BWFC but hates MUFC even more
loves to piss people off, and very good at it too.
PERSONAL PHRASES:
"yessssssssssss i lyak it"
"are ya insane in the membrane"
"wats up wi ya"
"GHHHUUUNNNNNNNNNNTO"
Irfan:why do u always piss me off for dyu
buzz off it u dik
wahidy: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I LYAK IT
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The beating the Masked Cabana took in that fight was bruthless!
Sex game, based on accuracy. The man covers his eyes using his hand or blindfold and attempt to jack off into the mouth of the woman.
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.
Warning: Can cause blindness!
Katie, grab the blindfold, i wanna have a blind mans wank
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The unfortunate problem of getting sand caught in the anus area after a trip to the beach. The arse cheeks act as two slices of bread as the sand filling rapes holes in the person anus causing bleeding. Very common with sailors.
Mike waddled back to the car after a fumble on the beach with his est friends missus complaining of sandwich
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When ones trousers have been pulled to their ankles and had the gurth of an oak tree pummeling the persons backside because of economic and financial decisions.
Lee:Oi this bottle cost me ΓΒ£3.50!
Andy: That's a big Dave if ever i saw one.
Chris: A royal raping at it's best.
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