Sophie Marsh

The fittest woman you’ll ever meet. She has such nice boobs and hair. Also a cute personality. To even get to breathe around this woman, you’re considered lucky;)

Person 1: “bro she’s so fit!”
Person 2:”but is she Sophie marsh?”
Person 1: “sadly not”

James Jowatt

Sexy emo with a fat shlong. Quite slim but can eat the world and not gain weight. Does sensory with Josh and is dating him. Very gay but that’s okay. Paper thin nipples and makes guys scream without the s.

Guy: “his Willy was so big!”
Guy 2:”was definitely James Jowatt”