testicularity

noun
1. A man's degree of brazenness, resiliance and testicular fortitude.
2. A measure of how ballsy someone is.
3. The ability to stomach that which is unwholesome.

He was able to negotiate the car salesman's price down even lower, thanks to his brutish testicularity.

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V. Rex

noun
A politically correct, office appropriate abbreviation for Vaginasaurus Rex.

OMG, Joan is such a fucking V. Rex. She's on a cunty rampage today.

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vomitorial

adjective:
Something so vile or revolting that seeing it, or otherwise being exposed to it, results in uncontrollable, involuntary vomiting.

The smell of that dumpster was so vomitorial that I actually barfed right there, on my own shoes.

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putrosity

noun
1. Putridness.
2. The degree of how putrid something is, typically in reference to that which is decomposing or rotting.

I gagged from the sheer putrosity of the bathroom after you took a huge dump in there.

doodicules

noun
Molecules of human feces, often accompanied by farticles. Sometimes inhaled in evaporated form when entering a recently used restroom, these microscopic remnants of shit can be found on almost any household or office surface, including door handles, faucets, refrigerators, pen caps and keyboards.

Guys, I can still smell Ron's doodicules in the bathroom after he blew ass.

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megacunt

noun
1. Any female who is extremely bitchy.
2. A total cuntress.
3. A woman of unmatched anger or resentment, most often during menstruation.

My boss wouldn't let me have the day off because she's a total megacunt.

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lesbiatitis

A mildly contagious viral infection typically transmitted via direct contact with a bleeding wound or mucous membrane. Though most prevalent in metropolitan areas, infections characteristic of the virus have been documented in numerous remote, wooded locations.

Side effects may develop in women of any age and include sexual activity with the same gender, reduced awareness of fashion, aggressive behavior, increased appetite and an inexplicable affinity for construction projects and Birkenstocks.

While the virus does not respond to traditional antiretroviral therapies, some individuals demonstrate a natural resistance to the infection and have been known to miraculously recover, as in the case of Anne Heche.

After losing most of her hair from lesbiatitis, Ellen is now sporting a mullet.

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