Beavers Dam

When feeding the beavers, a wall of logs is built, trapping all the water inside the dam.
(To block the toilet with an abnormal sized turd)

Jim: Hey Bob!!! Do you have a plunger? Theres a beavers dam up here!!

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browned

To get browned. Smoke Marijuana. Get stoned.

Jim: Want another Bong?
Joe: Nah dude, I'm totally browned!!!

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Dirty Brown Stuff

Cannabis Resin. Looks like shit, Tastes like shit, but gets you Browned/stoned.

Jim: I've got an ounce of the dirty brown stuff.
Bob: Man!!! I've told you to buy weed.
Jim: But this stuff is a cheap shitty alternative.

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pb

Play boy

Mike has PB statis.

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feed the beavers

To drop a log in the pan.
To shit in the toilet.

Jim: Wheres the toilet? I really need to feed the beavers!!

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Scrottish

A Stupid scottish person.
Scrotum + Scottish = Scrottish!

i.e. Ricky Dykes

Ricky Dykes: Och!! Ah cannae op'n nae Whuskeeee!!! Fook!

(translation. Oh dear!! I can not open my Whiskey bottle!!! Gosh darn it!

Alex: I can't understand your Scrottish accent!!!

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nova

ya mum!!!

a whitty comment from a pikey

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