Malverne

A mad small town in long island NY that even the bordering towns never heard of. Its all middle class and 95% old people. The police force do nothing but harass teens and minorities. Every once in awhile you may see a black person. Most of the people there are racist and send their kids to all white catholic schools. The 0.01% non racist people send there kids to the malverne schools which are mostly black. Everyone in malverne are irish republicans. Nothing ever happenes in malverne. Its the most boring place in NY.

"Hi im from malverne" "where is that?"
"Im from malverne and i go to the catholic school"
"Hi im from malverne and im afraid of minorities"

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