Spunk monkey

A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.

Yeah! She squealed like a spunk monkey!

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United States of Whatever

1)America as seen by basically anyone over twelve and under 25.
2)Responding to everything with very simple open-ended phrases like whatever, that's cool, or yo.
3)A very funny song by Liam Lynch that captures pure teen angst.

I was at the beach and I saw Kiki, and she was like euwhh, and I was like whatever. This is my united states of whatever.

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