scabatizer

The hard nugget-like food delicacy formed at the very tip of its bottle, can or container usually after its first use and then after each use until such product is consumed. Prized for it's rarity and hardness. Scabatizers are reported to be culinary favorites of Howard Stern, Dimple Dang, Patricia Hearst, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Christiana Amanpour, Kim Jong-il and Bree Walker.

A "scabatizer" from a mustard or ketchup bottle is the best. If they're perfectly ripened, you get a bonus with the hard little nugget - you get this fabulous pool of oil bathing your treat in the essence of whatever you are savoring. Yuuuum. You can suck on a scabatizer for a good hour.

Toss the Pink Salad

To eat pussy; as in "Toss the Pink Salad." Similar to "Toss the Salad," which means to eat ass, anus, etc.

"Yea, she really loves it when I go down on her and TOSS THE PINK SALAD." It drives her crazy!"

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