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ripened

Being baked out of your mind.

Richardson: Is that your seventeenth bucket?

Harry Potburner: I AM RIPENED!

by HighWindsorite May 17, 2011

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ripen

take/lose virginity

Dude, I totally ripened that chick last night. She was so tight.

by bexokay April 24, 2010

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Ripening The Rooster

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

by muhk33 October 23, 2011

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trunk-ripened

What happens to food that accidentally gets left in the car for a long time after a trip to the grocery store.

Oh man, I left a bunch of bananas in my car over the weekend, and now they are completely brown and smell gross, totally trunk-ripened.

by aces1 April 20, 2010


Ripened Sailboat

When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck

You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.

by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

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ripen my peach

Using exercise to firm and tone your ass so it resembles a ripe peach

I'm going to go to the gym tonight and ripen my peach.

by Lukard October 17, 2015


Ripening

Speeding up the ripening progress of a fruit or vegetable through self pleasure

My mom: The cucumber should be good, I spent an hour last night ripening it.

by Twurzy July 7, 2018