turd scampi

Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.

Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.

If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.

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poibes

Could be used as a replacement for any word in the english language.

What about poibes????!!!!

Billy's face looks like a poibe.

My favorite kind of scampi is of the poibe variety.

I like poibe pie.

I dislike poibes.

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quab

Annoying bastard.

Also, a term of endearment.

It is hard to type on a keyboard that doesn't have a working d key. I have to copy and paste one every time.

Stop it you quab!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey quab, what's up?

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Slug Smuggling

When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.

“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”

(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)