euieij

an exclamation of someone failing to get mod

man 1: euieij
man 2: what happened?
man 1: I didn’t get mod!!

Obtuse Angle

90 to 180 an angle is obtuse
This angle is kinda fat it’s got a big caboose

Jimbo’s caboose was 142 degrees, so it’s an obtuse angle

Ohio

Ohio has many breathtaking sights; including corn, soy bean, abandoned wooden shacks in the middle of fields, silos, barns, sometimes even a tractor.
Ohio also is great for it weather. Want winter in the middle of spring? Move to Ohio. Want summer in the middle of winter? Ohio’s here for it.
Want something fun to do? So do Ohioans. We have football, tennis, and corn. Farming in Ohio is like eating month year old, unrefrigerated cheese, you don’t know what to expect. Ohio has airplanes, but what for? Cropdusting?

Person 1: Gee, I really want to move to Ohio.
Person 2: Are you mentally deranged?