Sweet Jimbo

A Sweet Jimbo is when you don’t clean up after jizzing all over your own meat and 2 veg, and let the cume dry, forming a frost-bitten look of crusty dried cume on your private bits

Girl 1: So I get over to his place and find him waiting for me on the dining room table, legs akimbo, and he'd given himself a Sweet Jimbo like I'm supposed to be impressed... I mean he IS huge so it's impressive but like...

Girl 2: I'm frothin' at the gash!

Girl 1: Girl, you nasty.

Cream Day

Cream days often occur on Sundays but can take place on any day of the week. Switching sensible milk in coffee for decadent cream at the start of the day signifies that this will be an indulgent day. Cream day activities inckue eating delicious foods, day drinking, and any manner of fun that you enjoy at your most basic level. Cream days can be dangerous beasts and often lead to hangover Mondays.

Cream day! It's a cream day.