perswazzel

to persuade someone is such a fashion where afterwords they have the urge to sleep with you

so my teacher was getting mad at me because i was getting F's on my tests, so i perswazzeled her. That is how i became your father.

[Bottom]-of-the-[Sock]-[Drawer] [Day]

A term used to explain a type of day that you are having where nothing goes right, starting by not being able to find a matching pair of socks in a sock drawer or basket, except for the ones you starched the night before.

Dude my day is not chill. It's just a Bottom-of-the-Sock-Drawer Day........ Gggaaa my socks itch!

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