A sexual encounter where one is ejaculated on by a group of older men
James: How old were you when you had your first sloppy jalopy?
Michael: Oh I remember it well, it was for my 18th birthday the first time my dad took me to a Russian Bath House... he and his buddies thought it would be funny to surprise me with one for my birthday.
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Slang for an older womanâs wet vagina
James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.
Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!
When 2 guys share the same condom and the 1st finishes in it.
Michael and I became jimmy twins after our threesome with Aimee. I canât believe he forgot to bring protection!