Boomer Broomer

A pandemic-type virus implemented by Mother Earth to save itself from The Baby Boomer Generation as a last ditch nuclear option after all other natural disasters and world calamities have failed.

“I knew this would happen,” says Mother Earth to God while puking blood.

God just sits stoically, eyes down, outwardly ashamed.

Mother Earth looks up at God, while bloody puss runs from her ears, mouth, nose and eyes, “I have no choice but to release the Boomer Broomer.”

God nods in somber agreement, adding: “I really never thought this would happen — I’m sorry.”

Coronaclaw

Knotting of muscles in the forearm due to the holding of smartphone for hours while in quarantine for coronavirus.

While recovering from coronavirus I also caught coronaclaw from obsessing over how badly President Donald J Trump has screwed us.