Chungus

A thing that you suck and white liquid comes out of

Ah! You saw my chungus!

Jed

A smart kid who wears glasses and ACTUALLY does work in school, what a loser.
Also incredibly friendly and always brightens up your day.

"Woah, Jimmy is soooo smart, I wish I had brains like his."
"I know Julia, he is such a Jed."