Virgin Blood

The rarest of all Vampiric delicacies.

vlad: "Virgin Blood is the rarest of all Vampirice delicasies >=)"
sean: "o.O"

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Dick squeeze

A person that squeezes dicks.

Timmy's a fucking dick squeeze.

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Dee

Shitty 50 second instrumental on Ozzy Osbourne's 1980 masterpiece: Blizzard of Ozz

-Dee just finishes playing on Blizzard of Ozz-
Person 1: "Boy that was fucking stupid and didn't fit the album"
Person 2: "I know right?

Person 1: "Well at least a good song is on now Sucide Solution"
Person 2: "Yeah so much better than some shitty 50 second instrumental where Randy fucks up at the beginning"

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