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Bullfrog Throat

Enlargement of a woman's (or mans) neck while in the act of deepthroating a rock hard cock. Deep enough infact, to cause low pitched audible sounds resembling the vocal sac of it's the similarly named amphibian.

"I'm serious.. this broad had the grabbed my cock and smashed her face against my stomach. Complete "bullfrog throat" she could tongue my balls with the her lower lip over my sac.

by JimmyJongTidings March 2, 2018


grundle assist

The act of pressing on ones taint, in an effort to aid in the movement of extremely large, and rock hard turds.

Went to take a shit today and started giving birth to a 4 day old brick that was as long as a 20oz can of red bull. Had pull out the grundle assist. That was the last time I ate a whole plate of Mac and Cheese from there.

by JimmyJongTidings January 22, 2018