AIDS-Gull

ˈaidsË ËŒgÊŒl

n. pl. AIDS-gulls

1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Animals) a popular name for the gull (the bird) predominantly found in Philadelphia Pa. with hypodermic needles attached to its talons and foam erupting from its beak.

2. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Animals) An emaciated transient human found in Philadelphia Pa. (American city) This condition is most likely due to substance dependance.

3. (Business / Professions) NZ a casual wharf labourer who is not a trade-union member who has AIDS.

4. (American Sports) a professional athlete who is currently or has played with The Philadelphia Eagles (American football team); or the entire team itself.

"Someone call 911, that AIDS-gull just speard me in the eye with his hypodermic talon!"

"They need to put nets up in the subways, I think that would help keep the AIDS-gulls out."

"Damn you AIDS-gull, you took my job!!"

"Its no wonder they call the Eagles the 'Philadelphia AIDS-gulls, their defensive line sucks!"