Turtle

Slang for a girl who’s an easy lay.

She’s a bit of a turtle. Get her on her back and she’s fucked.

fuck tissues

Tissues kept in your vehicle for the sole purpose of cleaning up after sex.

Your welcome. Please don’t drip on my black seats. Grab the fuck tissues before you get off.

push-n-pull

Masterbating while taking a shit.

Treat yourself to a Push-n-pull. Don’t knock it till you try it

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Selling Matches

An incognito way to tell a guy that their zipper is open. And insult them at the same time.

"Hey Billy. Are you selling matches?"

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Dumbtit

A colloquial name for a baby pacifier.

"Hey honey. Can you grab the babies dumbtit?"

Thumb In

When a male masturbates with his thumb pointing in so it feels like someone else is doing it.

"Self love is better than no love. But point your thumb in, close your eyes and pretend someone else is doing it"

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Grassin'

Making out with someone in a field or grassy slope.

"I went grassin' with Sally yesterday. Good times!"

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