Jimmies

A pair of perfect breasts

Kate has jimmies.

shitliberal

The only kind of liberal you know.

Every liberal I know is a shitliberal. This gave me pause. I became pensive. It was late October and normally a pensive time for me anyways, but this was different. After a moment I realized "shit" in this case isn't an adjective. "Shitliberal" is a noun. This seemed profound to me as i wondered if there could be a nice-shitliberal, kind-shitliberal, intelligent-shitliberal, etc..

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