Bum Boner

The second boner of the day that you’ve had with your girl and you just know it’s going to last a long time so you’re saving it for her bum.

Baby your ass is so fine I hope to get a bum boner later for it.

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Skank Cuts

A place where men go for a hair cut and style where the service is performed by women who are scantily dressed and appear to be morally challenged.

I told my wife that I needed to go for a haircut this weekend and she told me that was fine, but I’m not allowed to go to Skank Cuts.