fedding

A sexual manuver involving the rare coincidental occasion of the combination of a wedding, a funeral, and the act of felching. To Fed is to feltch during a simultanous Wedding/ Funeral, and is generally considered to be in bad form.

"Wow, Joe, incredible wedding. But I'm sorry your grandfather died."

"Yeah, I just wish my bride hadn't pulled a fedding with the corpse. Poor gramps. Oh, and me for marrying her."

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