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(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.
Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.
When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge
"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice
The little balls of cotton that get caught in your cumsock even after you have washed it.
I went to put on a sock and I got funkelwads stuck to my foot.