Heavycake

A small pink circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. see piss cake

I pizzled as hard as I could, but couldn't flip that heavy cake

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happienate

1. To make someone happy
2. To make someone happier than his or her present condition, though not necessarily completely happy
3. To amelioriate something, to improve something

See antonym unhappienate

John was sad, but he was happienated by fucking Mary.

I saw that Joe was down in the dumps so I bought him some pot to happienate him.

My car was broken, but I happienated it by fixing the carburator.

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Navid

Not avid.

Im a navid urban dictionary browser.

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Wigga

This term means a white person who trys to be like an african american in terms of slang and phsyical appearance or habits.

That white boy dresses all baggy, listens to too much rap and talks in a wierd way. He's such a wigga.

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glass-bottom boat

Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face

After dinner my partner treated me to a glass bottom boat ride.

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unhappienate

See happienate. It's the opposite.

I hate Jill, and when I saw her delighted that John asked her out, I came up with a devious plan to unhappienate her - I killed John. With a butcher's knife. In the ass. I bet it hurt.

I think by smashing my train to pieces, I may have unhappienated it a little.

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piss cake

a small circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. See heavycake

I got so drunk last night that I think I ate the piss cake at the Black Angus!

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