brain helmet

kippah, a skullcap worn by religious Jews to represent closeness with God

not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. retarded and ignorant) Southerners seeing a non-WASP for the first time

(In a southern accent:) wut's thayt on yur heayd, a brain helmet?

Hey, where're your horns at, anyway?

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bonerection

hitting an all time high in erections.

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection

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cizzle

coke.. cocaine - a hell of a drug according to Rick James.

after smoking cocaine, me and sara got drips.

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mugwash

When your superior makes you wash her/his coffee mug. Derogatory for being someone's bitch.

Dry! You're the mugwash girl today!

Mugwash this! Now! I want it sparkling!

realive

1. To make something alive again, to ressurect, to bring something back from the dead
2. To fix a machine or item that appears to be beyond repair

Some people say that Jesus was realived.

After the tornado, I was sure no one could realive my house; it was torn to pieces, and only the foundation was left.

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Djo-Akim

Djo-Akim is the Egyptianized name of the (in)famous pin king of Ghent Joachim aka Notorious E.A.T. aka Mr. White Chocolate

Djo-Akim: Phara-Oh!
Lean Back on the desk, so I can touch your chest

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Mint Jelly

1. An object/event/action that is favorable to the speaker. Sometimes referred to as money in the bank, money, or heat in the street.
2. A phrase used to express extreme satisfaction.

1. Yo, that race was lamb shank with mint jelly.
2. Rice busting is mint jelly, it's a great way to spend a wednesday night.

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