Girl

A mythical being. Experts are trying to prove their existence.

I wonder if girls are real

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Name definitions

The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet

Bob is the nicest person ever *INSERT OTHER BULLSHIT USUALLY IN NAME DEFINITIONS HERE*

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Zombie Apocalypse

Something 12 year old boys wish would happen so they can show off how badass they are.

Sheldon: Imagine if there was a zombie apocalypse! I would use a gun!
John:Sheldon shut up you faggot

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Normal Person

The opposite of you

Youre not a normal person

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Sonic The Hedgehog

1.The shittiest most autistic fan base ever. They recolor sonic and call it copyrighted (Because autists don't know what copyright means) make a edgy as fuck "story" for it and then upload to Deviantard.
2.Segas official jew gold cow

Sonic The Hedgehog fancunt:ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL

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Border Collie

Smartest dog ever. Can take down three german shepherds and a pit bull with little to no effort through sheer intelligence.

That border collie just killed every dog in the shelter! Damn he's smart!

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warheads

Really fucking sour candy that rots your teeth and makes you regret eating them if you eat too many

3: Teeth start to hurt
5: Tounge starts hurting and you cant eat anything requiring you to chew
10: Tounge is cut and possibly bleeding

25: Breathe wrong and your tounge will hurt
40: Only way to eat more warheads is with a fuckton of painkillers
50: Abandon hope all ye who enter
100+: ...

OH GOD I JUST ATE A BUNCH OF WARHEADS
EVERY TIME I BREATHE IT HURTS

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