Clank Wank

A term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank wank.

Jack : Did you hear about Daniel and his arthritis?

Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.

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Gippler

Slang for "Head", much like "Noggin" or "Bonce".

Is that a bandage on your Gippler?

Yeah, an unfortunate during my second circumcision. Bashed right in the Bonce.