Liquorished

From Liquor and Licorice. For when you don't wanna say you were drunk and can pass it out as eating candy.

Dude; "Yo dawg I was so liquorished last night and i like tripped all over and busted my kneecap on JJ's rims

Mom; you were what ????

Dude; Oh I was eating licorice.

Mom; Oh ok.

Dude; Teehee

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