Peetertips

A condition where a man walks out of a bathroom without washing his hands. Derives from the words "peeter," meaning a penis, and "tips," referring to his fingertips. This affliction affects 80% of men.*

*Warning: this may be an alternative fact.

Brad definitely is suffering from peetertips. I always leave the bathroom behind that filthy handed bastard.

Uncle Stinky

The occasion where you feel like you have to take a large deuce, but you only drop a nugget. Except it takes at least, AT LEAST, a half of a roll of toilet paper and/or 5 baby wipes to clean your ass after.

I just dropped an uncle stinky and all the damn toilet paper I used clogged my damn toilet!

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Dolphin Laugh

When you drop an uncle stinky that erupts out of the water and bobs around doing tricks to the point where your asshole makes a dolphin sound like "aaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

See also: uncle stinky

I just had the best dolphin laugh!