Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies

A frase on dnd that the DM says when he is fed up with the players, resulting in a TPK

Player: I would like to fuck the dragon.
DM: (Stranged) ok... roll persuasion.
Player: NAT 20 BABYYYYYY!!!!
DM: Ya know what?, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!

Burger Brawl

Weird object show by Gery where 18 objects compete for a burger king gift card for life . Also it's very funny.

Person 1: Have you seen Burger Brawl?
Person 2: Yes, It's very hilarious
Person 3: My favorite character if Fio
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 3: What?
*Person 1 and 2 beat up Person 3*

Person 28

The one that killed person 0 in the war

Perosn 0: *Dies*
Person 28: HEADSHOT!