camel tan

camel tan-verb. the act of spreading your scrotum while tanning to evenly distribute the sunlight on your sack so that every nook and cranny is covered.

I will be going to the tanning bed this week and make sure I get a camel tan.

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Christlam

Someone who practices both Christianity and Islam.

You don't eat pork? I thought you were Christian?

No, I'm Christlam; I practice both Christianity and Islam, so I can't eat pork.

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