off the percs

When you are prescribed medication, but refuse to use the medication. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to
1. Breaking glass over Minecraft
2. Being a three pump chump/terrible driver
3. Drinking or spilling warm, “soiled” milk on an Xbox
4. Claiming to eat out your English teachers daughter
5. Throwing garbage cans

6. Excessive autism
7. Feeling the urge to scream excessively (ADHD)
8. Putting peanut butter on your dick for your dog
9. Being named Ethan

You can tell he’s off the percs, he’s loud as shit and scratched Wyatt’s car yesterday.

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