Goating

A sexual act when the male repeatedly slams into his female partner while she is bent over. The woman is in the most uncomfortable of positions while the male finds the correct angle to which the woman loses conciousness for a brief period of time. When she awakens she is overtaken by surprise starts flailing uncontrolably and making sounds of the myotonic nature.

Man i was hammering on this girl last night and she fainted. I didnt miss a beat shoulda seen her when she woke up. She got a goating for sure.

Thompkin

The act of recieving anal sex from a very large dildo that was found at a public water access boat landing. The act is performed on the man by his woman partner. Usually the dildo itself has come from an unknown origin and considerably unsanitary.

Dude I cant believe Adam let her give him a Thompkin!!! I hope he doesn't get herpes!!!

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Cooper

The act wrapping ones legs around anothers head, locking ankles and forcing oral intercourse.
Also known as "Millering"

Native Origin: Midwestern United States specifically South Central Minnesota

Seriously dudes gotta be handing out "Coopers" with a haircut like that.

Shay

When one feels a shart coming and pulls their pants down and lets it spray on their friends faces.

I can't believe he just shayed on me!

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