McShave Diet

A quick way to drop 5 pounds by shitting out 2 quarts of cum after a busy evening at the bathhouse.

He's definitely going to be on a McShave diet after taking on the varsity football team last night behind the gym.

Cheap Irish Bastard

A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities:

1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up

2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name

3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks

The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes

Oh my God, here comes that Cheap Irish Bastard Conway again... hold onto your drinks

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