Cum Hungry

Adj. Derscribes a person, male or female, that has an unsationable appetite for giving blow jobs.

Guy 1- Look at Shelly, she looks cum hungry.
Guy 2- What does that mean?
Guy 1-Read the definition above.

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Brown Clown

n. Any amount of fecal matter that is funny enough to save and show your roommate.

I know I should have flushed, but that Brown Clown woulda drown.

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nature clown

One who is naturally funny. Has or pertains to having mental retardation and/or autism.

Guy 1: Did you watch Life Goes On?
Guy 2: No. I am afraid of nature clowns.

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home game

A shit taken at a usual location (i.e.-home, work, relatives house). The opposite of an away game.

Traffic sucked, I'm going to have a home game.

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Randy

A person that hangs out with you alot, but is not a core member of your group. Short for random.

Guy 1: This party is kickin'. I'm going to try to nail a randy.
Guy 2: Good idea, that way it won't get back to Sheila.

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stitches

The area between your nuts and your asshole. See also knocka and taint.

Did you just lick my stitches? Don't try to kiss me!

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50-50

Game played when you are unsure if you're going to fart or shit. The probability is usually equal.

If you pull my finger, we'll play 50-50.

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