joe consalvo

A sexy man

Dam bro I wanna be like joe consalvo

You can’t that’s impossible

2.6 hog cycle

A deck in the popular mobile game Clash Royale that is only used by giga-chads and hated on by 5.4 gay fag cycle bozos who can't defend it.

Person 1: Katie is so hot
Person 2: I heard she is dating Chad
Person 1: Of course, he uses 2.6 hog cycle