Fap

The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.

The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap

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Fetty Wop

When a white person asks you who raps that, just say Fetty Wop. They won't know any different.

Urkel: Yo dude this that new Carter 5?

Friend: Na it's fetty wop.

Urkel: Oh, duh! Just like the last five songs.

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McGrumble

That inevitable feeling you get in your stomach after eating Mickey Dees.

For breakfast I had two McBirritos, an egg McMuffin, a McHashbrown, and a McCoffee. I'm going to have McGrumbles all morning.

Beaver

Slang term for a vagina. The lips resemble a beaver's two long teeth.

Somebody give that beaver some wood!!

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Titrexpert

A gentlemen who is so extraordinarily good with female breasts that he is a titrexpert.

Jackson is such a titrexpert. He spotted this girl's breast cancer from a mile away... Literally A MILE AWAY! I was astounded at his abilities.

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Uncle Deezle

What you turn into after taking three scoops of preworkout.

Uncle Deezle over there took three scoops and forgot where he was.

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Donald Trump Powers

Ability to say whatever the hell you want and suffer zero consequences.

Kick these Mexicans out and eff black people. I have Donald Trump powers biiiiiitch!

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