Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time
These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.
Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...
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The expression "fap" is an onomatopoeic Internet slang term for male masturbation that first appeared in the 1999 web comic Sexy Losers to indicate the sound of a male character masturbating.
Fap me
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The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.
The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap
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The sound made when you jack off.
*Fap fap fap fap fap*
Fred: Hey, whats going on in there.
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The sound that it makes when your balls hit your hand when masturbating. Or another name for the action of rough masturbating.
I was fapping in the other room when my mom walked in because she heard loud faps.
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Fap is another word for masturbate.
Cunt: *faps while watching porn*
Mom:*walks in like a dumb fuck*
Cunt:MoM wHaT tHe FuCk iM tRyInG tO fAp!!!!
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F-Frontal A-Assualt P-Platoon BS acronym to use when people ask what it means.
Tom: I was going to fap yesterday but then my mom came in.
Jimmy: What does fap mean
Tom: Frontal Assualt Platoon idiot it's a strategy
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