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When you still have palettes of toilet paper that you bought during the COVID hoarding, but now have no water to flush with because your pipes are frozen.
My family survived the COVID outbreak of 2020, but I don't know how we'll get through SNOVID this week.
A woman's face that is so hideous that is causes a man to lose an erection, or "destroy wood".
Mike: Hey, did you see Jessica today? I'd tap that, wouldn't you?
John: Jessica? Hell, I'd only do her doggie so I wouldn't have to look at her termite face.
More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.
ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."