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Tom: Hey man, wanna play Counter Strike?
James: Nah man, I'm doing the biology homework at the moment.
Used to describe a penis that, when erect, measures ~1 one inch.
"Hey, you know Tom, when his GF found out he had a One Inch Wonder, he was dumped straight away."
"After I took that pill, my One Inch Wonder was raring to go."
5👍 1👎
Rest In peace department: (Attempted pun on names of police departments) A cringe worthy film about this policeman that gets shot, (Ryan Reynolds) but then gets revived as an old Chinese man, and kills some guy but his gun looks like a banana. It gets a 13% score on rotten tomato, I mean fuck man that's low. Oh and Jeff Bridges is in it as a cowboy that looks like a sexy girl.
"Hey man did you see RIPD? It had Ryan Reynolds in it!"
"I know. It was a load of fucking shit."
4👍 4👎
A fuckin' ugly dog with a stupid face that costs a shitton and manages to be cute at the same time. Also, their EYES CAN POP OUT.
"Hey man, I just bought myself a pug"
"You stupid fuck! You could have bought a metric ass ton of pot with that money!"
5👍 10👎