Abibliophobia

Fear of not having a bible

Oh god, I don't have a bible!

Jesus Jeffrey, you must have Abibliophobia

Vampyro

A vampire that likes committing arson.

I saw this vampyro set this house on fire, and then suck the blood of this old lady!

Bitchsticks

A friendly way to call someone a bitch, like a nickname for a frenemie

Hey, bitchsticks, hows your mom

NekoSlayer

A slayer of felines

Oh god its a Nekoslayer, hide your cats!

LegalGuardianFucker

A gender-neutral word for fucking someone's legal guardian

That legalguardianfucker!