Program

Any intimate and/or sexual activity with a woman.

“Hey bro, did you end up getting any program with that chick you were talking to the other night?”

Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

Mimi

Used affectionately to describe any person, place or thing one considers to be beyond cute or adorable.

“Dude, your baby niece is so damn mimi!”
“That has got to be the mimiest little house I’ve ever seen.”

Cheesegrater

Someone who is considered to be very cheesy either in looks, behavior or both. Considered uncool and inauthentic. Fake.

“Don’t you find the newest host on that reality show to be such a cheesegrater?”