Pensak

/pen/ \ˈsak\

Scrotum and testicle package, adjoined to a very slender, "Pen-like" penile shaft.

See: Pensakian - of, or pertaining to Dachsunds.

*Cough*, Man! He was sporting a real Pensak.

Buzz Pickle

buhz-pik'l
noun, plural buzz pickles. Slang.
an artificial erect penis, used as a sexual aid.

Buzz pickle, nee buzzpickle, is a sexual aid formed to replicate the shape and function of an erect, girthy, and potent male phallus. The characteristics that differentiate a buzz pickle from a typical "dildo" would include very powerful vibration.

Female Preference for buzz pickles often include large size, black color, and rechargeability. Male preference often includes characteristics such as the terms "bulbous", reach around friendly, and "threatening".

"Raddatz, is that your mom's buzz pickle in your back seat?"