Brats

A Frysian word my dad told me about, mostly used to piss of my grandmother. Has no actual meaning, could be something like vomit or shit. Yeah, I know, my fam's a joke.

My uncle somewhere in the 50's: "Mom... Mom. Mooooom..."
My late grandmother: "Tell me, my dear boy."
Uncle: "Brats."
Grandma: *loses her shit for no reason*

Mannenroosje

A man's anus, just nicer and more delicate

"Peter showed me his mannenroosje last night. It was nicely bleached"