Geekrection

Achiving an erection on the basis of some geek related information or gadget.

Mike, you up for staying up all night to be the 1st in line for the new Star Trek movie?

Hell yeah, I have a massive Geekrection for that movie.

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Spunknik

(n) The ejaculant of a Russian male.

"Helene, I had sex with that Russian guy last night, OMG he got his spunknik all over my hair"


"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"

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Clitslap

The action of pulling back the cliteral hood and slapping or smaking the clitoris.

"Becky, while John was eating me out last night he give clitslap... I nearly hit the ceiling.. it weas awesome."

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Fauxlatio

(n) near oral stimulation of the penis. The act in which one shows all the signs of giving a blow job but stops short of making mouth penis contact.

Example 1

"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."

Example 2:

"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,

"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"

Tip In

1.Noun: The point at which the tip of the penis enters the vagina.

2.Verb: The act of putting the tip of the penis into the vagina.

3. The promise you make during 3rd base.
i.e. " I'll only put the tip in."

" Stacey, baby,I don't think we are ready to have sex either, I just want to tip in, and then I'll pull away, that's all. Promise"

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I.T. Hot

A woman attractive only be the standars of the mostly male, mostly geek filled Information Technology sector.

A average looking woman who instantly becomes more attractive as she is one of the few women in a male dominated I.T. working environment.

"Dude, that chick is a 10" - Sam
"Take a look at this room bro, she's the only one who has boobs and doesn't program in Pearl... she's I.T. hot, but in the real world a 4 at most "- John

fartriloquism

Art of “throwing” one's farts in such a way that the sound and/or smell seems to come from a source other than the farter.

A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.

"Trey,I was in the middle of the room when all of a sudeen I smelled a nasty fart"

"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."

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