Redzer

Redzer is an individual known for his particular set of skills. He is a tall, 6 foot 5 thin man who claims to be jacked but cowers away when a real man enters his periphery. He thinks he’s the ring leader, his ego is too big for his head. His hairline is as finished as his history career.

Today, he can be found lurking outside the local shops such as Tesco and smoking weed with the lads, or perhaps studying in Finglas University.

If you see this man and he approaches you in a suspicious manner, fear not. He thinks he is the second coming of ‘Jaysus’ , but just yell ‘Louis’ and he’ll scatter.

Paul: Redzer, are we floating? I heard Louis is coming.
Redzer: yeeeah, get me out of this bleeding kip.